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diari seorang papan

November 30, 2009

Sunday, 29th Nov 2009

8.14am : Woke up and realised United stuffed Pompey last nite.

8.15am : Go back to sleep (happily).

11.23am : Got text msg from CT – NAK BELI BUKU KE TAK NI…

11.24am : Go back to sleep

12.08pm : Took a shower, brushed my teeth, etc…

2.22pm : At Kinokuniya, KLCC with CT. CT bought a book for his little brother.

3.43 : Walked back to the car, and met an old friend from high school!

“Weh, lama dah tak jumpa ko!” Came out the typical greeting from me.

“Haha.. ko buat apa kat sini..”

The friend name’s Bungga (pronounced Bang-ga) and he was my bedmate when we’re in Form 3. (How fortunate for CT to have finally met him!).

“Ni awek aku, ni abang-abang aku..” Bungga introduced to me all the people that sat around him. He then continued, “Ni kawan masa MCKK dulu, nama dia.. err.. Papan..”.

CT concluded that Bungga hesitated in telling his brothers my nickname due to the fact that my shape nowadays was no longer a ‘papan’ shape.

But it dawned on me that the truth is, all my friends from high school could no longer remember what my real name is…

5.45pm : Go and watch Ninja Assassin (at Cheras Leisure Mall!)

6.12pm (appx 15 mins after movie starts) : Go back to sleep.

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hari mengorbankan raya

November 27, 2009

“Esok kamu pakai baju ape?” malam semalam Cik Tah dah tanya.

“Saya pakai baju biasa je la”

“Laa.. esok kan raya, pakai la baju melayu. Malas nak gosok la tu..” Cik Tah memberi pendapat bernasnya.

Aku takde la gemar sangat pakai baju melayu ni. Lagi-lagi kalau kena pakai seharian. Rasa kurang selesa dengan kainnya yang lembut dan licin.

Lagipun kalau esok raya, tak perlu la aku susah-susah nak cari ‘password’ untuk Seasearcher ni. Kalau esok raya aku patut balik kampung tengok upacara julung-julung kali menyembelih 11 ekor lembu oleh Aminuddin.

Instead, I have to drive 17km to switch my sleeping place.

pakai baju ni ke pegi ofis ari ni..?

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si ceti zety

November 26, 2009

RECEIVED

Hi

Please pay RM10 for this month’s team fund. Thank you…

Natalie Zety

SENT

Napa I sorang je kene bayar?

RECEIVED

Hi

U sorang je yg blom bayar. BTW, pls add another RM1.50 for this afternoon High Tea

TQ

Natalie

SENT

Hi Tea apa plak ni..? Kerek la lu

RECEIVED

:P

I’m just doing my job k.. (and loving it!!!) :)

Nat

Sound of drawer opened and coins clinking was heard.

RECEIVED

No COINS!!!!!!!  Especially your 5 & 10 cents!!!!!!!

pengutip hutang professional (sebelah kanan, dengan riak wajah penuh bangga)

“Weh, mana Hi Tea ni? Lapo dah ni..”

“Oooo… nak bayar lambat, ‘time’ makan nak cepat je ye….”

 

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bila dah takde kerja…

November 25, 2009

The company has the tendency sending us to weird courses. That’s why yesterday, I found myself at Kinrara Golf Club in a story-telling session by an obese nurse.

Not so long time ago, there’s a gang fight near a mamak stall in Kelana Jaya. There were several casualties involved, but due to swift action by the good samaritans, ambulance was summoned immediately and all the casualties managed to be hauled off to the hospital before any of them gone for good.

Mrs Obese Nurse (MON) told her experience in mending the casualties.

There are around 5 to 6 casualties in the emergency room, and all of them seem having severe injury. Some of them had their arms nearly cut-off and some of them bleeding from the heads. I can only imagine that the scene is like a massacre right from a Tarantino’s film. After treating like 3 casualties, MON noticed a boy standing shivering near the emergency room door. His face was pale and the eyes hardly blinked. He had cloths wrapped around his hand and since the cloth was dark in colour, MON couldn’t confirmed whether it was soaked in blood or not.

MON rushed to the boy carrying his kit. Being a person that never shy from giving a piece of her mind, she spoke to the boy.

“Kenapa kecil-kecil sudah mau jadi gangster? Adik tak da takut mati ka…” 

“Mana ada saya mau jadi gangster misi.. tengok darah pun saya takut…” the boy replied. He still looked out of sort.

MON looked into the boy’s face and concluded, ini budak mesti sudah konfius. She then picked up the boy’s wrapped hand and gently removed the cloth. When the hand was revealed, there was no cut or bruises to be seen.

“Mana luka ini tangan, adik..?” MON asked.

The boy, still in state of confusion replied, “Misi, tangan saya tak da luka apa-apa… hidung saya juga tadi ada keluar darah. Saya amik kain, balut tangan saya buat sapu itu darah keluar dari hidung…. lepas tu saya dari rumah terus datang ini hospital la. Sampai ini hospital, itu sorang lagi misi terus tarik saya masuk sama ini bilik”

With that, MON ended her story.

At least the girls got some kind of entertainment when a picture of Matt Damon look-alike wearing only his underware was shown on the slide. And judging from a funny looking smile from a guy sat next to me, he’s enjoying it too.

“dua titik hitam di kawasan bawah itu adalah dekat area ‘groin’ ya, bukan di ’scrotum’. nanti kamu ingat itu ’scrotum’ kamu tekan kuat-kuat, habis pecah pula itu telur…”