The company has the tendency sending us to weird courses. That’s why yesterday, I found myself at Kinrara Golf Club in a story-telling session by an obese nurse.
Not so long time ago, there’s a gang fight near a mamak stall in Kelana Jaya. There were several casualties involved, but due to swift action by the good samaritans, ambulance was summoned immediately and all the casualties managed to be hauled off to the hospital before any of them gone for good.
Mrs Obese Nurse (MON) told her experience in mending the casualties.
There are around 5 to 6 casualties in the emergency room, and all of them seem having severe injury. Some of them had their arms nearly cut-off and some of them bleeding from the heads. I can only imagine that the scene is like a massacre right from a Tarantino’s film. After treating like 3 casualties, MON noticed a boy standing shivering near the emergency room door. His face was pale and the eyes hardly blinked. He had cloths wrapped around his hand and since the cloth was dark in colour, MON couldn’t confirmed whether it was soaked in blood or not.
MON rushed to the boy carrying his kit. Being a person that never shy from giving a piece of her mind, she spoke to the boy.
“Kenapa kecil-kecil sudah mau jadi gangster? Adik tak da takut mati ka…”
“Mana ada saya mau jadi gangster misi.. tengok darah pun saya takut…” the boy replied. He still looked out of sort.
MON looked into the boy’s face and concluded, ini budak mesti sudah konfius. She then picked up the boy’s wrapped hand and gently removed the cloth. When the hand was revealed, there was no cut or bruises to be seen.
“Mana luka ini tangan, adik..?” MON asked.
The boy, still in state of confusion replied, “Misi, tangan saya tak da luka apa-apa… hidung saya juga tadi ada keluar darah. Saya amik kain, balut tangan saya buat sapu itu darah keluar dari hidung…. lepas tu saya dari rumah terus datang ini hospital la. Sampai ini hospital, itu sorang lagi misi terus tarik saya masuk sama ini bilik”
With that, MON ended her story.
At least the girls got some kind of entertainment when a picture of Matt Damon look-alike wearing only his underware was shown on the slide. And judging from a funny looking smile from a guy sat next to me, he’s enjoying it too.
“dua titik hitam di kawasan bawah itu adalah dekat area ‘groin’ ya, bukan di ’scrotum’. nanti kamu ingat itu ’scrotum’ kamu tekan kuat-kuat, habis pecah pula itu telur…”
